deck 

Deck if said in the correct accent (aka a crewe-ite/ Dev-Vo accent)would usually sound like the word dick. It is also a way for you to say the word dick in front of parents with out any consequence, though if you do this you are in fact quite the loser.
It is also a name for someone who has very small knob.
(type in devvo on youtube to see an example)

chav1: hey-up deck wha' ya bin up to?

chav2: bin up ya mudda.

deck by hamster_f_92 May 2, 2008

Deck 

A Computer or game system of any sort.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and started gang dorking his deck.

Deck by Slag November 28, 2004

deck 

to punch someone when they run their mouth

She was talking shit so I decked her in her jaw.

deck by nenita May 13, 2005

deck 

cool, awesome, sweet,ex.

"yo i chilled with that kid yesterday. he's so deck. we had a awesome time."
"yeah he's pretty cool"

deck by MarinaMaxine October 23, 2007

Deck 

the wooden part of ur skateboard!!

the bit u stand on stoopid

Deck by cuzzin malmajib October 21, 2003

deck 

The hardwood floor of a basketball court.

That foul left him crumpled on the deck.

deck by Da Hawk February 17, 2005

deck 

A skateboard

Dude i have to go to the skate shop i just broke my deck doing an awsome trick off the stairs.

deck by T-Rizzle March 11, 2004