david

david is normally very good looking and has abbs. This means hes also very much a 'doosher' and is a player. He will go through the whole school of girls in just one year. BEWARE : he will play you like a sucker and embasress you infornt of everyone , people you know and dont.

ooh god , have you seeen all of his girlfriends? he muct be a david.

by hahahahhahahhahahahhhahhahahga December 13, 2009

david

a dumbass bean with no arm hair

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david

by beansssssa August 07, 2020

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 25, 2019

david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

david

david is a ugly guy with a watermelon head and he likes guys

david is ugly

by the world.200 June 26, 2017

david

is fat, lazy, talks shit and poo's every where including on his girlfriend( sorry that was all a lie)

david

by david schramm November 17, 2017