Dave Keuning

1) Lead guitarist for the inconceivably sexy Vegas-based band, The Killers.

2) Rocks his own socks off and loves everything.

3) Will probably get really drunk and try to have sex with you.

4) Will probably succeed in having sex with you.

It's all for Mark Stoermer. That's why Dave Keuning is here.

by LMBC September 29, 2010

Chopper Dave

a minor character in the Adult-Swim show Sealab 2021. He had a made-for-TV movie named Blades of Vengeance in which he played a helicopter pilot by day, but by night he fought crime... as a werewolf.

Chopper Pilot: Copy uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.
Chopper Dave: Uh-OHHHHHH!

by MrMagizovitch October 21, 2009

Balls made of dave portnoy

A figure of speech first coined on twitter in August 2020. When legendary barstool gambling investor Dave Portnoy panic sold his bitcoin and Link after a 2% drop

Descriptive Vernacular meaning the opposite of "balls of steel" due to Portnoys lack of balls leading him to panic sell when the market turned slightly bearish

Did you hear Simon panic sold his bitcoin last week and now it's worth triple?
Omg , he must have balls made of Dave Portnoy!

Yes, lol,scared off by a little volatility....

by OldeTimer August 23, 2020

Dave

A Dave is the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves. If anyone tries to get in his way, he will take them down. He's shameless and he's a fighter.

Person #1: Hey, who is that guy pushing through the crowd? He sure knows how to get people out of his way.

Person #2: That must be Dave. Even with all these people watching, he's not embarrassed.

Person #1: Classic Dave.

by PumpernicklePower January 20, 2017

rapid dave

Speedy Gonzales's urban american equivalent. He lives in the city and wears a baseball cap instead of a sombrero.

"Qucikly, Quickly, Quickly! Run Fast! Run Fast! Quickly!"
-Rapid Dave

by Missing Waldo January 12, 2008

Dateship

Intimate relations start with dateship. Men tend to want to sail for a while on the dateship while women almost immediately think they are onto the relationship.

“Are they smooth sailing on their dateship or are the seas rough?”

“What direction is this dateship going in?”

by Love Linguist February 21, 2010

Dodgy Dave

I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL HIM DODGY DAVE!!!!!

Dodgy Dave can’t keep his promises

by BrickyPhone September 10, 2021