A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
I'm going to DAN you so hard your DAN falls off and DAN will thoroughly DANicate on your DAN. MASSIVE.
by DANISMASSIVE December 25, 2007
Get the DANmug. 
a name for the best friend anyone could ever have: usually has a twin who is his polar opposite, usually has superhuman strength. If you have a Dan in your life, you should be grateful that you have such a fantastic chum.
person 1: I had Dan for a boyfriend on last friday
person 2: lucky! but i heard he ice-skated over your hand
person 1: yeah, but it healed up really quick since it was such a clean cut
person 2: so you don't hate him?
person 1: never in a million years - he's my best friend for life!
person 2: lucky! but i heard he ice-skated over your hand
person 1: yeah, but it healed up really quick since it was such a clean cut
person 2: so you don't hate him?
person 1: never in a million years - he's my best friend for life!
by shnukums77 December 25, 2008
Get the Danmug. A word that can replace any lyric (or part of a lyric) in a song. This is used for comedic enjoyment for a group of people usually when they are under the influence of alcohol or other substance.
drunk group #1: Three little monkeys jumpin on the DAN! one fell off and bumped his DAN!
high group #2: Sing us a song your the pianoDAN! sing us a song toDAN!
Ryan: And i jizzed in my DAN!ce
high group #2: Sing us a song your the pianoDAN! sing us a song toDAN!
Ryan: And i jizzed in my DAN!ce
by Theo Ratlif October 15, 2009
Get the Dan!mug. the cutest guy in the world, has the prettiest eyes ever, is simply amazing, soooo sweet, dazzling, and godly in everyway shape and form.
... oh and he has a chode.
but its ok, his cuteness makes up for it.
... oh and he has a chode.
but its ok, his cuteness makes up for it.
by chocolatethunder060 January 29, 2009
Get the Danmug. Someone who is kind hearted, trustworthy, hardworking, hilarious in every manner possible, but also a loving person. Can make you burst out laughing with just one joke and you can’t stop laughing.
by G-cat05 November 20, 2017
Get the Danmug.