drugs

The cause and answer to all of life's problems.

I was stoned and forgot to bring home Taco Bell for my girlfriend so she broke up with me. I took a few shots of whatever shitty liquor i had in the house, and smoked a couple blunts. I didn't even feel upset at all anymore. Drugs really helped me out there.

drugs by Word Wizard Guy August 26, 2012

Drugs

a substance used by idiots such as marowonah,krocane,meth,heroin,and much more (sorry if i spelled them wrong)

i found drugs under my moms bed

Drugs by grumpycat101 February 14, 2017

drugs

Dear Ed,
I like a guy who takes drugs. I mean, i am really serious about it but he wont see me through his hazy high. What should i do?

Dear Löttchen,
wow, thats really heavy. I suggest you confess to yourself that you cannot and will not save him nor is it your job or some work of love to do so.
Go, tell him if you can but be prepared to receive nothing in return. This is how drugs work, little Löttchen, they numb your phantom pain, distract from real issues or simply provide a good time. If it is your crush's choice to lead this life, theres almost zero you can do.
All the best.

drugs by Krkič August 4, 2019

drugs

Medicine that is sus

I ate tons of drugs for my diabetes last night.

drugs by no_other May 2, 2022

drugs

creates apathy when used habitually.

the world needs more apathy, so we should all do drugs

drugs by cousin paul May 7, 2007

drugs

another word for dope; cool

You this lessen plan is mad drugs yo.

drugs by Mattizle October 24, 2006

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

Drugs by charlie January 24, 2003