Curtis

An autistic hype beast who get butthurt when his yeezys are called fake. This gaywad prefers to pay all of his money on stupid fucking shoes and forgot to save some money to buy a toothbrush, which shows because of his teeth that are more yellow than Tyler Schneider.

Kid 1: oh my lord Curtis got the new yeezys he's so cool

Kid 2: No one should be fucking impressed that he spends 500 dollars on an ugly ass shoe.

by Some fag with no yeezys June 23, 2018

Curtis

to have anal sex (because of no condom for vaginal sex)with the use of carlsberg as a lubricant then pull out and recieve head.

micheal curtis was at a party where he curtised a poor unsuspecting fat girl.
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne

by Fridge Waffle January 14, 2009

Curtis

the police

1. Curtis rolling hard today
2. slow down son, curtis curtis

by tbills123 May 3, 2010

curty

Another nickname for cocaine. After Curtis Blow, an 80's rapper famous for "These Are The Breaks"

Let's get down on an 8 ball of Curty

by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010

Curtis

A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.

"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"

by Captain DOO DOO and the Grunts July 13, 2009

CURTIS

One who is always tired , falls asleep while walking , seated , or on his phone ..

Look at that Curtis, he is a snoozlebeast

by Large___marge September 2, 2017

Curtis

A creature that lives in your basement, and rapes your gerbils when your not looking. He also stuffs his enemy’s in his prolapsed butthole

“What the hell is that thing” omg dude I think it’s a Curtis.

by TheMisdememener March 4, 2018