Punitive Cunnilingus

When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

by arlingo December 30, 2011

crumbilingus

1. The eating of a muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning sexual pleasure.
2. The outward enjoyment of a delicious muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a sexual act.

Howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked Cinnabon roll. People stared.

by wayneamerica October 14, 2008

cunnilingus

the act of oral sex on a female

"Bro did you preform cunnilingus? cause there's a different consent form for that." PC Principle

by TheUnLegendary February 4, 2016

Cartwheel Cunnilingus

A type of lesbian sex position where one girl holds the girl upside down, where the pussy is facing her mouth and the other girl is facing her pussy. Both girls proceed to coordinate themselves to cartwheel in any direction, and perform cunnilingus as the cartwheel.

Me and Suzy yesterday, did cartwheel cunnilingus, it was so fucking hot.

by ThatGuyWithTooMuchFreeTime January 9, 2019

Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.

For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad

Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.

by Birgit208 March 14, 2013

cunnilingus neck

Inexplicable stiff neck usually perceived when waking in the morning after great sex and resulting in the need to turn ones head from the shoulders

You seem to have trouble turning your head, might you have cunnilingus neck?

by Adbase December 29, 2013

cumnilingus

The art of cleaning someone's creampie.

Regis left some dessert, both Jess and Anna enjoyed the cumnilingus.

by MassacRehab July 16, 2010