cucumber pants

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.

David Bowie's hot outfit in the "Labyrinth" is a perfect example the most righteous cucumber pants.

by Andrew DeLong September 19, 2005

russian cucumber

When a man inserts his dick in a cucumber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman's asshole.

"Omg I am so sore from that russian cucumber you gave to me Jonny!"

by I Am Bueno April 16, 2014

Frosty Cucumber

When a girl takes a bite of ice cream and then gives a guy a blow job.

who needs peanut butter and jelly when i can have a frosty cucumber.

by Lauren and Karl July 25, 2007

cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Sea Cucumber

A soggy under-water dildo.

That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.

by Faenaussa July 7, 2011

Stuffed Cucumber

The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.

Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

quality cucumber

someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'

That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber

by wywot February 6, 2009