Cumfarter

A male or female that, after recieving anal sex from one or more partners in which they ejaculate and leave their wad inside the anus, begins to fart. This causes bubbles of dookie and fresh baby batter to froth out of the anus. These are real farts not to be mistaken as anal queefs.

When the pornstar finished her 500 person gangbang. She stood up and bellowed out a raunchy cloud. She is a true cumfarter.

by my mind IS the gutter! August 19, 2017

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

Comfatable

When a over-weight person falls sleep sitting up.

Damn, that chick is comfatable... Look she fell asleep sitting up...

by Beckcheck December 2, 2010

CTMA

Cant Take Me Anywhere.
what you say because anywhere you go crazy out of control shit happens.

went to the bar last night and got in a big brawl because i grabbed some dudes girls ass. CTMA

by dingus69 April 12, 2011

cumfall

When a guy shoots an enormous amount of cum inside a woman and it comes out like a waterfall after she gets up

That's the most amount of cum I've ever had inside of me, it was like a cumfall when it came out.

by Eodguy89d October 10, 2016

Cumface

A racial slur for white people especially pale ones. It's the c word

you fucking cumface
I HATE CUMFACE

by sussygoossy March 17, 2022

cmfao

crying my fuckin ass off

used the same way lmfao is used for laughing my fuckin ass off

A: "Sup B??"
B: "Nuthin Much, CMFAO"
A: "Wut Happened??"
B: "My Girl Dumped Me and Aborted My Baby ="

by sum real shit January 4, 2008