cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

cristonta

"Cristonta", is a nickname, most likely referred to girls called "Cristina". Every time Cristina does something, either is good or wrong, she is then named "Cristonta". Especially girls like cristina salom.

hey cristonta.. come over here!.

by Kellywasup November 26, 2019

Crystanthemum

Flawless in the eyes of the beholder. Perfectly Beautiful. The Gorgeous Queen to my King.

She is crystanthemum.

by ZombieDinoZ May 6, 2020

Crystopher

Crystopher is someone whose parents don’t know how to spell Christopher.

My name is Crystopher and my parents can’t spell for shit.

by Mr_House91 August 21, 2020

cristonia

It’s when u have cristal and put it up ur ass

I have cristonia

by Scoochie November 16, 2020

cryptonaughts

Cryptonaughts - a group of immature drug addicts with an eye for buying high and selling low.
Formally known as Vapes bitches, now make millions on selling premium and cocaine on discord

-Hey are you a cryptonaughts?
-Yeah man, greatest community of turds out there

by Jaguare March 31, 2021

Cryshona

Cryshona is the most outgoing person alive. She’s caring, thoughtful and most definitely the life of the party. Cryshona is a helpless romantic that loves hard. When you’re the one, you ARE the one. Cryshona is the most loyal friend you could ever have… she will always be there for you (when the rain starts to pour)

Cryshona is my best friend

by anonymous November 22, 2021