Crucial conflict 

Something that looks like fun or beneficial at first but interferes with other more important matters in the future.

Having sex with your friends girlfriend is definitely a crucial conflict.

Having sex with someone who has an STD , is also a crucial conflict

Crucial conflict by Black wisdom November 12, 2017

CrucialBobby 

Best account on Twitter

I just followed CrucialBobby on Twitter.com and I can honestly say he’s the GOAT of Twitter

CrucialBobby by GaysAreGay July 8, 2018

Crucial 

Used to define a negative situation.

Damn bro. Probation was crucial today I almost got tested and I woulda failed

Crucial by Joriginal October 22, 2018

Cruciball of maledicsuckin

Proper terminology for the GAYEST ability in dawn of war soulstorm. thankfully its only used by the weakest race in the game, the dark eldar.

Why is it so retardedly gay? Because it makes infantry squads stop what their doing and attack themselves, and it can be cast 2 times if the dark eldar player has enough soul energy.

This means in early t2-t3 you may lose half your infantry as they murderfuck themselves thanks to the cruciball of maledicsuckin.

Aw fuck there goes my warp spiders, 2 squads GONE cause of IMBA cruciball of maledicsuckin! Bg im out folks!

Cruciball of maledicsuckin by Fugly cuckling April 28, 2021

crucial 

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"omg crucial please fuck me"

crucial by hotesexlord69 November 6, 2022

as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.

As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.

as crucial as cucumbers by von groovy August 9, 2024