Crotch Vinegar

A dirty undercarriage on. A man or woman that has taken on some sort of vinegar like smell to it.

What is that smell? Grace hasn't showered in 2 days ...she got some crotch vinegar brewing.

by Finbag March 12, 2017

Crotch Novel

A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012

Crotch Wrap Supreme

n: The collection of food that gathers in your crotch from trying to eat Taco Bell while driving.

My pants are ruined and I'm still hungry, good thing I still have a Crotch Wrap Supreme.

by inCozNito August 29, 2013

Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009

shampoo my crotch

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

by Teddy of the Sea April 23, 2014

Fuzzy crotch balls

The little balls of lint sometimes found on the inner thigh area of pants, usually caused from the pants/ thighs rubbing together while being worn.

"Aw man, these pants are brand-new! I can't believe they already have fuzzy crotch balls!"

by Lin*z July 8, 2009

crotch nipple

This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.

Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.

This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.

Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".

If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010