Conchudo

Someone who takes advantage of everything. You give them an inch and they take a yard.

You only went out with me because you knew I would pay? You conchudo!

I let you sleep in my bed and you think you can bring food in it to? You conchudo!

by Aleeshaa July 4, 2009

Conch Master

The Conch Master is the 2nd oldest living being next to the Magic Conch and carries out important duties from the Conch Spirit itself. The Conch Master is currently living among the humans on Earth as one of them, until the next universal mission occurs.

"The Conch Master is the one who created the big explosion that created our solar system! I shall sacrifice this baguette in honor of her."

by cmaster103 March 22, 2019

Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

Coonchie

An African-American woman's external genital organs, composed of the vulva (external) and vagina (internal). Used in black slang; Ebonics.

Derived and compounded from coon, an extremely disparaging and offensive term to describe a black person, and coochie a slang term for a woman's genital organs.

Usage:

"I got that snapback coonchie, I know how to lock it up on a n***a!"

"I'm a single motherf*****g woman! I can throw this f*****g coonchie from here to motherf*****g Timbuktu!"

See. Coochie , Vag , Snatch , Beaver , Bat Cave , Pussy , Twat , Fish , Tuna , Muffin , Cat Trap .

I'm going to put this good coonchie on ya!

by D_Fresh0916 December 27, 2015

Flight of the Conchords

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time

Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.

by joysea February 8, 2008

the conch

An object passed around in a group of people that when held, the holder has the groups attention and can announce a secret, or statement or whatever they have to say. One can only speak when holding the conch

Pass the conch! I have to announce the loosing of my virginity!

by LaurenMackenzie June 23, 2008

chonchburger

1.) (n.) A nasty or fat girl's vagina. Something you would never touch with a 10 foot pole. Named because it resembles a mushy hamburger.

"You couldn't pay me to touch that chonchburger!"-Brokencyde "A Hofosho"

by lovebiteaesthetic March 17, 2009