crotch nubbin

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well

Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!

by Confobbler May 28, 2022

trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

by closed call February 6, 2010

swim coach

most likely the cause of every competitive swimmer's everyday suffer, pain, soreness, questions of life, and most things that go wrong; but don't forget that their also their swimmer's best friend and supporter.

I hate my swim coach but can't let him know because he'll kill me at dry lands!

by !!!!!??? April 30, 2015

coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.

"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy

by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011

crotch jockey

1.one who is continuously working to come in contact with the crotch of the opposite gender.
2.one who loves sex.
3.quite literally a crotch rider.

"Chris got 3 chicks last night. Hes such a crotch jockey."

by England June 29, 2005

crotch-click

When the material at the crotch of your jeans make a "clicking" noise when you walk.

It sounds like you keep letting out little farts when you walk.

No, it's crotch-click.

Oh.

by honeygurl March 26, 2010

Crotch boxer

An overzealous Bikini waxer who causes bruising to the region.

Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!

I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.

by sassmaster17 July 23, 2010