cricket

the fucking gayest game ever.

"so uh..how about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"

by lioncage1 December 9, 2008

cricket

An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.

The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.

The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.

There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.

English Gentleman: "hey john wayne, want to join our cricket team?"

John Wayne: "no sir, I do not"

by spleen2006 May 21, 2006

cricket

A game in which the aussies rule at it and everyone else is jealous as f**k with the aussies

its also heaps boring and basketball is better

not those aussie cunts again!
yes. it is us. we own u in cricket!

by *Aussiebizkits* January 30, 2008

Cricket

The equivalent to being Lame, dumb, or just plain no fun...ever.

I know Missouri State is full of a lot of "cricket like" girls.

by jwass428 August 1, 2009

Cricket

Shit Sport if you play it get off crack

If you play cricket you're probably named Andrew and your high on crack bruv

by theurbanmaster101010 November 17, 2019

cricket

black dildo that you can use up tha punanana or booty

heyy your white stop using that cricket

by Lindsey May 13, 2005

Cricket

a person who engages in sex with alot of different people more than a couple times a day or week, kinda like a bedhopper they jump from person to person.

That girl Samantha is a cricket.

by C. Smizzle July 30, 2007