Crapples

Apples full of crap.

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!

by RussianHat February 6, 2019

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.

In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!

by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024

Crapple

Bad tasting apple despite its good looks.

She was unhappy that her boyfriend only brought crapples on the hike and longed for a ripe Pink Lady instead.

by Festus Izuli July 7, 2023

Crapple sause

Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.

2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "

2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"

by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017