one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.

This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!

by tekdemon December 31, 2004

Crapanese

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

Capase

(Pronounced ca-POSH) The response for when someone asks you "Capisce?" (Pronounced ca-PEESH) Meaning you understand what the person is asking, that it makes sense and you got it.

Male 1: "Hey bro, make sure you meet me at the bar by 11. Capisce?"
Male 2: "Capase. I'll see you there dude."

by noelanii August 20, 2012

crapalapadingdong

A word thats shows that tou are mad.

Awwwww,more homework? Crapalapadingdong.

by Tim April 2, 2005

crapaganda

(noun)1.Information, generally useless and biased, gained through listening to, reading, or otherwise utilizing one of the five communications companies in America2.Crapaganda is a mixture of the media moguls news and programmingagenda with advertising a.k.a. advertorial content e.g. Rupert Murdoch driving the war in Iraq on one hand and selling advertisements for gas guzzling SUV's on the other at the break)with lopsided reportage for example3. Anything that is seen heard read from Time Warner, Disney, Murdoch's News Corporation, Bertelsmann of Germany, and Viacom formerly CBS) -- who now control the media industry in the U.S. Crapaganda has little value to the ordinary citizens and consumers in the nation.

" Hey did you see that guy on Fox News try to sabotage former President Clinton by blaming him for the war in Iraq, and for not catching Bin Laden? What a bunch of crapaganda!"

by taoteqingren December 7, 2006

Crapasstinator

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.

I'm a chronic crapasstinator.

by JWO68 February 5, 2020