by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010
Get the cranial-rectosis mug.This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.
"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006
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by vanman_57 December 8, 2011
Get the Rectal/Cranial Inversion mug.An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.
Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.
by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017
Get the Cranial - rectal syndrome mug.the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
by neanderman February 7, 2010
Get the cranial rectosis mug.n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.
Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.
Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.
Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"
"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"
"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."
by RedRockRobin February 12, 2010
Get the Cranial Suppository mug.You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.
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