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cranial-rectosis

someone with their head up their ass.
That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.
by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010
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Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.
"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006
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Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.
Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!
by vanman_57 December 8, 2011
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Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.
Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.
by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017
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cranial rectosis

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!
by neanderman February 7, 2010
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Cranial Suppository

n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.

Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.
Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"

"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."
by RedRockRobin February 12, 2010
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cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.
You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.
by betchitmoth June 21, 2011
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