Cracklord

The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

crackhore

a whore that chases cracks no matter what shape or form it may be in.

look at that crackhore he would take anything home.

by pongopudgoa April 22, 2008

crackwhore

1. One who has sex in exchange for crack, either male or female, usually female.

Kristi is always on crack and she's broke as hell!
What a crackwhore!!!

by zakia June 9, 2005

holy snap, crackle, and pop

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.

Holy snap, crackle, and pop! I forgot to study for this test!

by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011

ass crackle

take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass

guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday

by theawesomeporra February 22, 2011

Snip snap and crackle

An annoying ass bitch/nigga who needs to stfu and learn their place when they speak.. Basically a whack ass person who need relevancy in their life.

Stfu you fucking snip snap and crackle.......

by Chickenisonfire September 3, 2016

crackhoe

a slut or hoe that smokes crack; see hoe

Damn. since Vikki has been dating that pothead Chris, shes become a real crackhoe.

by Latisha May 13, 2005