Country Music, the Ass Cheese of Music, wishes it could be as great as Heavy Metal. Sadly this is one of the stupidest types of music.
by TheRussianTurkey May 30, 2018
Get the Country Musicmug. worst fucking genre of music ever. if you listen to this, you 100% fuck your brothers and sisters lol
by nihhers February 13, 2022
Get the Country Musicmug. The amazing genre of all music where the singers (most of them) express there feelings into there singing and makes me and other people smile and happy to allow the singer to add in little notes to express who they are and what they are like.
by ThePersonWhoLovesYou May 14, 2015
Get the Country Musicmug. An attention whore who will do anything for attention from a country music singer. Constantly tweeting them is one of their habits. They go after anyone who is a country singer because they feel that it makes them better than the rest. They will do anything to be able to take pictures with them and try to show the world they have "connections" or that they're important.
by Enh1414 August 18, 2014
Get the country music chasermug. "Pop" music played on new country radio stations that is sung (not written) by artist who wear skinny jeans, tight V-necks, and other similar "frat-like" clothes who decide to throw on a pair of fancy boots and a fancy looking cowboy hat and call themselves country singers.
Thomas Rhett is a prime example of fratboy country music. His pop song crash and burn came on a country radio station, I puked a little in my mouth and immediately had to play some Jamey Johnson to ease the pain.
by zx04 October 13, 2016
Get the fratboy country musicmug. Your friend Jean is a Country Music Listener I don't think I feel comfortable with you going over to their house ever again, for your ear's safety
by Actual Concerned Ctzn October 20, 2021
Get the Country Music Listenermug. The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
Get the country music singularitymug.