Columbian Cold

The congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge.

Broham1: I partied too hard last night. I have the Columbian Cold.

Broham2: That's gnar.

by jakeo May 25, 2006

The Cormier

The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"

The Cormier ...Dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy

by Old Norse Õthinn November 24, 2006

columbian bam bam

coke, booger sugar, nose candy, yayo, crack, etc
pretty much cocaine:P

Reese: There's nothing like fear that will make a man avoid prison, so I taped a bag of cocain under the hood of the car and called the boys in blue. Now the way I see it, you got about two minutes before you're serving 5 to 10. So what's it gonna be: Jail or prison?
Ricky: What are you talking about?!
Reese: Real simple son! Cops are comin', and there's a kilo of Columbian bam bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what? Let's go!

WOOT TALEDEGA NIGHTS:D

by Bob Chingchongedy August 2, 2007

Columbus, Ohio

A "Swiss cheese city" riddled with countless suburbs.

Ex 1:
Person 1: "I heard you are from Columbus, Ohio."
Person 2: "Well, technically I'm from Bexley, it is located right in the middle of Columbus, but is its own city.

Ex 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, I live in Columbus, Ohio"
Person 2: "Columbus Columbus, or some suburb of Columbus?"

by Hug13ful September 26, 2018

columbine

what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.

columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.

by john gallione February 19, 2007

columbia housed

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.

Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

by bllforchforpresident February 27, 2009

Columbaloo

The Theretical Super-Suberb of St. Louis, MO that would occur if the housing market had not died and Columbia and Waterloo Illinois had grown togeter

In 2012 Columbia and Waterloo will coalesce in to Columbaloo, Devour Dupo, and subsequently die of food poisoning

by Redhawk23 December 17, 2008