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Cornwall council

A large group of elderly, cornish and inbred men and women who lost cognitive ability back in 1872. Can't fucking make their mind up about basic human facilities. Legend has it that a select few who are chosen out of the cornish gene pool can gain a job at Cornwall council and then gain delusion a the cherry on top.
Most other councils- Improves lives of their citizens.
Kernow-w-w-w-w council- Builds £40m bike path.

JK, I love Cornwall council (let my family go).
by IloveAndreaTateTheTopG December 31, 2022
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Cornellian

specifically, a person who is defined by their attendance at Cornell University. The best way to identify one in their natural habitat (away from Cayuga's Waters) is with their labelled bags, shirts, shoes, pens, and bodies. They are officially owned by the University, especially after graduation.
*Man with Cornell Hat walks by*

Joe: There goes another Cornellian.
by Fellow Cornellian September 12, 2010
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Cornwall

A nicer place then anywhere else in the UK. A minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. The main downside is the 'emmets' who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.
Wow, Cornwall sure is nicer than anywhere else in the UK!
by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005
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Cornell Complex

A psychological condition of conflicting elitism and insecurity exhibited by all students and alumni of Cornell University.
Guy 1: I went to CORNELL. Ever heard of it? It's an Ivy League school.
Guy 2: Damn, that guy has such a cornell complex.
by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters February 25, 2010
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Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.
Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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cornwallace

A name for Corteroid pants.
OMG Xander copied Conrad and got some cornwallace pants.
by Confnaw October 29, 2007
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Cornell complex

This is what you get when being one of the best universities isn't enough, you have to be better than Harvard so you stomp on the name of every other school to somehow prove that you're better.
Guy 1: Dartmouth? Never heard of it!
Guy 2: What a Cornell complex you got there.
by lakers4win March 5, 2011
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