captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017

pink cornflake

when your fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum, pull out and bust your nuggety load on the bottom of her feet then throw a fist full of cornflakes at your man baby juice.

dude i just gave that slut reeeoqeeeueceehia the pink cornflake!!!!

by mcslope June 28, 2009

Russian Cornflake

A sexual act involving scraping off shavings of skin from your penis with a cheese grater and placing them on your partners face.

Wow! After that Russian Cornflake I gave Janice last night, I thought my penis would never recover. Fortunately I had the presence of mind to stick in the fryilator at work the next day.

by Chronicmastabata2011 January 10, 2011

Texas Cornflakes

When you have a dwindling amount of corn chips but more Salsa. One crumbles the remaining corn chips up and mixes it with the salsa. Must be eaten with a spoon.

"Man, there was nothing left from the party so I was forced to have Texas Cornflakes the next morning."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

cocaine cornflakes

hard boogers composed of mainly cocaine and other leftovers after having a night of 8-ball madness.

I woke up at the crack of 2PM and offered up a bowl of cocaine cornflakes to my coyote ugly before the curb kick.

by dirty123 January 10, 2011

Cornflake cake

Similar to a creampie, but instead both partners have dandruff in their pubes thus causing flakes to mix in with the pie

Last week I made a cornflake cake with my girlfriend

by Your Really Weird Neighbor August 14, 2016

Cornflake pussy

A man or woman who has a loose anus

Your anus looks like a bowl of cornflakes that have been sitting in milk for several hours. You have a Cornflake pussy!!!

by Gemini0522 August 21, 2009