corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

Carging

charging something, such as a cellphone or ipod, using a car plug instead of a wall plug. also known as carge.

damn, while my phone was carging, i missed 6 calls.

sorry i didn't answer my phone, i had to carge it since i didnt pay my electric bill.

by Kuma Vii August 20, 2009

corking

Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus

Oh I'm so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.

by the corkstsar January 28, 2016

Corying, coryed

stealing, hitting a bowl, scraping a bowl, pawning stolen goods, doing hair flicks non stop.

Im thinking about corying, coryed these pills from my friends.

by bakka September 12, 2012

Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010

anus corking cat raper

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.

Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.

by Bobby jack butt snack October 5, 2009

Corking

To interrupt your partner’s fart by sticking your dick in their ass.

Tina and I had Taco Bell yesterday and I was corking her all night!

by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020