bungee cord

When combined with an owl, creates my ass.

by ass fart, eh? September 18, 2003

extension cord

When at least thirteen gay men stand upright performing anal sex and the last man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina.

I walked into the public bathroom yesterday, and saw the longest extension cord!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Pulled a Cord

When someone does something so ridiculous and stupid, and they don't realize it, and you have to actually tell them how stupid you are.

"Dude, I just asked the teacher if I had sex with her if she wuld give me an A"
"WTF dude, you just pulled a Cord."

by McGravy June 10, 2009

cord spiders

When one stretches out a telephone cord so that the spirals in the cord get stuck in an elongated position causing the cord to get tangled often. These bunches of tangles that increase difficulty of moving far from the base of the telephone are called cord spiders.

I can't reach the end of the hallway while holding the phone because of these blasted cord spiders!

by Shelly Paul April 15, 2006

penile cord

Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.

Ms. Smith can pull on my penal cord if she thinks I am going to do my homework.

by C-Note April 24, 2004

rip cord

the pull string attached to a tampon

Dude, I can see that chicks rip cord!

by Lucky XIII September 20, 2005

Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008