copping

Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"I've been copping smack here for years.."

etc.. ;)

by your mom on a stick February 17, 2009

Cop that

To get something or the last of something. To be the first or the last to get or own something. Taking something in your possession.

Man they are the last new Jordans on the shelf you better cop that. The new game system just came out I'm about to be the first one to cop that!

by Everett Williams jr July 8, 2018

copping

to take without permission, steal

i copped my sister's jacket

by rachael April 18, 2005

Cops

Enforcers of the law, or just lifeless pig losers who when are bored arrest skateboarders or harrass people...coppers really have no power its all about the judge..fuck the police they need to do ther jobs and stop talkin to snitches..investigate on ther own..the pigs,popo,jakes,5-0,heat,the man, fuck em all...screw them

Cop: Hey Doug, who did you see leaving the store?
Doug: I dont know, your the cops..investigate..do your job or pay me

by Sheist June 13, 2007

cop

steal or walk out of a place with

"I went to the dealership and copped me a pimped-out Suburban for 40 G."
"I copped a feel on yo' bitch in that volleyball game, nigga!"

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Cop

Cunts on patrol

Those cops stole all my damn weed and threw me in jail.

by Cop dropper March 20, 2010

cop

A government-funded genetically defective perverted fuckstain with the intellect of stale dog shit. Cops act like tyrannical assholes in attempts to make up for sexual inadequacies/shortcomings/predilections/cofusion.

"I became a cop so I could carry a gun, because it's the closest thing to a hard-on I'll ever experience, because my dick looks like a limp cocktail weenie. I'm afraid of women making fun of what they call my 'extra belly button.' Hell, I gotta admit, Women never really did it for me anyway. But it's different when I'm watching kiddie porn. Then it becomes the hardest cocktail weenie you ever saw. I can't make up my mind whether I like boys more than girls."

---Exerpt taken from taken from a policeman during an interview. The piece of shit requested total anonymity for fear of losing his job, while being cornholed by his partner.

by The Blistering Truth June 24, 2005