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console-itis

Describes a videogame ported to PC from a console system, or co-developed for both console and PC, that is percieved to suffer from the alleged shortcomings of console gaming.

Symptoms of console-itis include save points, low texture/graphical detail, poor or no mouse support, lack of gameplay depth, and limited configuration options.

Presumably, with consoles becoming more and more like PCs, console-itis will become less and less of an issue in the days and years to come in the future of the age of tomorrow.
There are too many examples to list. Just think of almost any console game ported to PC that you've played, and there's your example.
by Phlegatu August 13, 2005
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Console Peasant Syndrome

Console Peasant Syndrome by the medical definition CPS for short, a PC player that switch to console gaming for no logical reason, and or making up facts to support console gaming being better

Example (Chris with a one for an I)
Chris with a one for an i is console peasant and has Console Peasant Syndrome
by StatTrackLCD May 22, 2017
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center console

The dude that sits between two people and holds all their shit. This man literally can not live because he can't use his hands, because he's holding his friends shit. Sort of like third wheel, but you hold everyones shit.
I'm holding everyone's shit, I feel like the center console after a McDonalds drive thru
by SuperHeadHoncho June 21, 2014
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censorbot

The automated profanity removal feature on message boards like Yahoo that turns "FUCK" into "@#&%".
I applaud the use of the term phucktards. It escapes the censorbot while being perfectly descriptive.
by Humblewizard December 27, 2007
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Concord high

Most dropkick school in the inner west of Sydney, schools filled with 21 district boys, drugs, utslays, wannabee sick c*nts. They usually roam around 2134 after school, and mostly all live around Auburn, Rhodes, Newington, Burwood all da gay areas n daht.
Concord High: Full of spastics wouldn’t wanna run into em on the street.
Boy 1: “oi cuz wanna go Burwood Westfields after school
Boy 2: “Nah lad to many Concord boys don’t wanna get got”
Boy 1: “True dem Concord boys are to scary”
by One of the oibays March 31, 2020
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Concorde Movie

Nickname for Universal Pictures' 1979 film, titled "The Concorde... Airport '79", which is a final installment of the 'Airport' plane disaster film franchise. It tells the story about the chaos of the Concorde plane.

It was a box office bomb and it is available for purchase on VHS, DVD, Blu-ray and Digital. Unfortunately, similar to Brave Little Toaster not being available for streaming in Disney+, it has yet to appear on the Peacock streaming service.
Did you watch the Concorde Movie before?
by Ryan900USAYT December 13, 2022
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New Concord French Swirl

After a nice dinner at local favorite, Dairy Duchess located in beautiful New Concord, Ohio, The woman begins to give the male a blowjob until he ejaculates in her mouth (she can’t swallow). The male then lies down and the female shits in his mouth (he can’t swallow). After that, with their mouths full of the other’s fluids, they French kiss and make a New Concord French Swirl.
Patty and I got fucked up last night and made a New Concord French Swirl. Then we puked all over each other.
by SmellMyFingerrrrr June 27, 2019
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