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Confidence Juice 

Perfume or scent - feeling low, unsure about your outfit: before you leave, spray on some confidence juice, and bam! instant confidence that you at least smell good
sarah: 'oh, i don't like these shoes, but there's nothing else i can wear with this outfit! can't we just stay in tonight?'
mel: 'spray on some confidence juice and you'll get right over it'
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Confidence Armour

A form of the placebo effect where you're less impacted by either physical or emotional harm simply due to how confident you are that you'll be okay.
"Sometimes though when you're not wearing very much the adrenaline {Incomprehensible mumbling} very much keeps you warm. Confidence Armour!"
-Lewis Brindley
Confidence Armour by IAmLexica December 17, 2018

Confidence erosion 

Lessening one’s confidence over time through repeated failures, disappointments, defects
Every time Marketing provides materials, it has errors. Used to this it was a mistake; now I have no confidence in them.

My engineering team launches features that have defects every time they release; I now expect problems with all their work. Their actions have caused confidence erosion in my team.
Confidence erosion by DebraFS January 29, 2021

Confidence Booster 

A blowjob from a friend to make your insecurities go away
Bro, you should go get a confidence booster from your friend Anna. You need to love yourself some more.
Confidence Booster by F4N7OM December 12, 2021

Confidence queen

Someone who has so much confidence they become delusional into thinking that everyone loves, and supports them for their horrible opinions, and embarrassing decisions.

A lot of confidence is good, but too much can change you as a person badly.

A majority of Confidence queens are either wiredos who are obsessed with anime and have no social skills. Making them not embarrassed by anything.

Or popular people who are way to full of themselves. Too the point they become delusional into thinking that everything they said or done will not affect their futures.
"Omg did you see the video of the wired anime kid in are class drawing their favourite anime character pregnant?"

"Yea it's so funny how aren't they embarrassed?"

"I guess their a confidence queen"

"Yeah lol"

Confidence queen

Someone who has so much confidence they become delusional into thinking that everyone loves, and supports them for their horrible opinions, and embarrassing decisions.

Having a lot of confidence is good, but too much can change you has a person badly.

A majority of Confidence Queens are either wiredos who are obsessed with anime, and have no social skills. Making them not embarrassed by anything.

And popular people who are too full of themselves to the point they will think that anything they said or done will not affect their futures.
"Omg did you see the video of the wired anime kid in our class drawing a picture of their favourite anime character pregnant?"

"Yea it was so funny! how are they not embarrassed?"

"I guess their a confidence queen."

"Yea lol."

Confidence Booster 

A penis or any other penis-like phallic object which is small enough to give genetically-disadvantaged men a confidence boost.
Did you see how small it was? God damn confidence booster right there.
Confidence Booster by zeplar February 18, 2024