portnoy's complaint

A book created by Phillip Roth. One would say it is about a Jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say "cunt" "pussy" "wad" "dong" "dork" "dick" "putz" or "fuck" at least twice a page. After that you could say it is about a Jewish kid losing his sex drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, Jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.

"Hi"--softly, and with a little surprise, as though I might have met her somewhere before...

"To buy you a drink," I said.

"A real swinger," she said, sneering.

Sneering! Two seconds--and two insults! To the Assistant Commissioner of Human Opportunity for this whole city! "To eat your pussy, baby, how's that?" My God! She's going to call a cop! Who'll turn me in to the Mayor!

"That's better," she replied.

And so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, "Go ahead."

Coolest fucking book ever.

by 6:47 AM June 10, 2005

complaint

A group of Karens

What's going on over at the managers desk?
We got a complaint and it's going to be a LONG day.

by Samzar May 1, 2020

fishing for compliments

This is what 13-16 year old girls do when they lack self confidence. It is extremely fucking annoying.
The correct response to this situation is: Shut the fuck up

Also see Attention Whore

girl1: OMG IM SO FAT
girl 2: OMG NO YOUR NOT
girl 1:YES I AM
Me: Shut the fuck up attention whore ans stop fishing for compliments

by ThisIsApril July 3, 2009

Complimentary

The complimentary is when you sneak back to the toilet to sort out what you should’ve the first time. Whether you were rushed to wipe properly or just ran out of toilet paper.

At the building site Robbo asks Smithy “where’s Jacko?” Smithy replies “oh he’s not wiped his ass properly so he’s gone back for a complimentary”

by TJCs April 5, 2020

complimentative

To give compliments often.

"Steven, you are so cool! you are the sweetest most caring guy I've ever met!"
"Why thank you Jenny, that was very complimentative of you.

by Andrew Kade September 4, 2005

complament fish

one of the more commonly fished for specimens of the deep sea.

going fishing for complaments.

by MLE vonn July 3, 2005

Complimentary Tap

Noun. Complimentary Tap can be defined as having sex with a women that would not normally suit your scale of standards.

Alright dude, I'll give her the complimentary tap so you could get some nice poonani.

by Vinn3h84 August 1, 2010