coronation

A process of being infected by a coronavirus.

Shit man there's a lot of people having coronations I hope I don't get one too.

Yeah it'd suck to go to the hospital because of coronation.

by misterblaster September 11, 2020

Covanation

Isolating by choice during the COVID pandemic.

I’ve been in covanation at Clairview, North Queensland for the last year.

by Clairmud April 7, 2021

Tasmanian coronation

the act of putting bamboo in your bumhole and screaming the koala mating call and waiting till they jizz in the bamboo. You then proceed to eat the milky bamboo.

me and my mates went to australia. we went into the wild and totally did the Tasmanian coronation.

by poengus April 23, 2020

Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.

"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation

by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023

instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.

Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.

by Dom i nic March 25, 2008

the dutch clan's comendation's

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking. The last dutch man awards were given out in May 5th, 2005. There were many great dutch men out there, and anyone could of been picked for any of the 3 awards. But since there were so many great doitch men, and so many talented young loyal followers, the HONORABLE doitch MASTER NETO, decided to add 2 NEW dutch awards. These awards are: the ACADEMIC DUTCH AWARD, every 1st of the month the dutch men have to take a series of challenging tests of their knowledge of the world and the dutch clan. whoever has the highest GPA in the end gets this award. and theres the CONQUERER AWARD, this award is almost as significant as the dutch man of the year award this award is given to whoever led their armies to the most batles and won. here are the percentages of increase of status in the dutch clan that each awards gives. the HEROIC AWARD gives out 18.3% increase status, the BOOST AWARD gives 19.1% increase status, the ACADEMIC doitch AWARD gives 30.9% increase, the CONQUERER AWARD gives out 37.4% increase status, and the DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD gives out an enlumbrant 50.1% status increase. so far the winners of each award are as followed: heroic award= felipe serpa, boost award= Marco, academic award= Aman, conquerer award= Chris, and for THE 44TH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS...... MARCUS BERGES!!!

ps. they didnt let me put dutch alot, so doitch is the same thing as dutch

by NETO!!!!! May 6, 2005

cumnation

some kind of stan twitter gay whale/rat mutant

did u hear ab cumnation gc on twitter?
yes! fat gay heterophobic european whales. DISGUSTING.

by jennies girlfriend (rosé) October 10, 2020