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When an erection or sexual excitement is derived from watching re-runs of detective or mystery shows.
I popped a columboner when Peter Falk obtained that confession so slyly
by The Churnmaster June 6, 2013
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A kid in school that seems like any moment could break the camels back and he's gonna go postal
Chris: Yo Tom, why'd you let that kid cut you in line?
Tom: Don't you know? That's Columbine. When shit hits the fan I wanna be in the clear
by laz Dario May 20, 2008
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Super Columbine Massacre RPG! Also known as SCMRPG. Or SCMRPG!
A game released for the PC in April 2005, it can be downloaded at www.columbinegame.com. it is a Final Fantasy like game made with RPG Maker, with attempts to re-enact the events of the Columbine High School Massacre.

There is many music from other video games, and you even get to go to hell to fight the monsters from Doom. Sounds like a great game, right? Well it is. It was developed by Danny Ledonne.

The game begins as Eric Harris' mother wakes him on April 20, 1999. Harris phones Dylan Klebold, and the pair meet in Harris' basement to plot a series of bombings that will precede their planned shooting. The two reminisce about the bullying they experienced at Columbine High and express rage at those they perceive to be their tormentors. Harris and Klebold make a video, apologizing to their parents and asking them not to blame themselves for what will follow. The two boys collect their guns and bombs, pack a duffel bag with weapons, and leave home.

The game attempts to tell about the Columbine Shootings, and why they occurred. It's an epic game which I highly recommend, and it has music from classic video games and bands, such as Mega Man 2, and Smashing Pumpkins.
And to top it off, it's free! :)
Go ahead, try this epic game out!
Super Columbine Massacre RPG is good at re-enacting the events of the Columbine Massacre.
by Ryouu December 9, 2012
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that group of 7 or 8 goofaces that hang around your local coffee shop/venue on open mic night. they wear an excessive amount of black, never break formation, and will make even the most self-assured fellow very uncomfortable. they tend to pick an inconvenient spot, such as a narrow walkway or the only couch or pool table in the building, and stick to it for hours. they're ultimately harmless, but creepy nonetheless.
geraldine: "ohhh fuck. columbine crew on your 6."

bertha: "man, let's dip."
by steinenhoot April 30, 2010
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A person who sees Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as human beings, not caricatures, and in some way empathises with the two boys. Despite the horrible acts they committed, a truly intelligent person is always going to be rational enough to be able to look at a situation from different view-points.

Still, Columbiners do not condone their actions, which should be obvious enough, but, unfortunately, doesn't seem to be, judging by the plethora of stupid comments they continue to receive.
A: You know, I think we've become very good friends lately, and I trust you enough to reveal to you something that I don't really advertise, because I know that many people will view it negatively.

I consider myself to be a Columbiner, which means that I myself am or have been depressed, suicidal, am or have been severely bullied, struggle or have struggled with anxiety, am or have been emotionally neglected or otherwise abused by my parents, et cetera, or, at least possess enough perception to understand how someone in those kinds of positions might feel, and understand the horrid mistakes people with untreated trauma and/or mental illness might commit and have unfortunately commited in the case of the Columbine Highschool Massacre. Though, obviously, I do not condone-
B: A Columbiner? Wow, so, you're one of those weird horny edgy goth emo punk emo Highschool girls who wants to fuck those two dudes. They commited murder, you know??!! And, they're obviously both Psychos, because that's what I heard on TV, and, I also definitely know the correct definition of the term "Psychopath"!!
A: ... I'm a straight 28-year-old dude, if still you haven't noticed???
by RebelliousEthANol March 8, 2021
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Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.

Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.

Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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where a couple of fuck-ups killed a bunch of people at school and caused a national outrage in which the senators started bitching about movies and music and videogames again. fuck the senators.
"i belive videogames are the source of these shootings"- bitch ass senator
by mr. happy April 12, 2004
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