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Cocktail dad 

A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
“Red Forman has a keg man. He’s a cocktail dad and cocktail dad’s own beer taps!”
Cocktail dad by Penguin king125 January 3, 2018

cocktail lesbian 

An sober heterosexual female who becomes excessively affectionate with other women after having had a few too many. Must result in notable behavior to be official.
"Her behavior frightened the junior staff members during the happy hour because she became a cocktail lesbian."

cocktail cherry 

when a girl rides cowgirl position but controls a shallow

penetration allowing the mans cock to spring out as

he cums flicking his jizz all over his face!
ema likes a cocktail cherry or 2!
cocktail cherry by lousifa April 28, 2013

Cocktail sausage fiddler 

Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler

Cocktail Party 

When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score.
Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..

Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?

Both: Cocktail Party!!!
Cocktail Party by C0kt@l3 w8tr December 15, 2012

cocktail sausages 

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.
isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.