Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

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by Wayne King November 15, 2004

CockMangler

A person who completely destroys a penis. This person is an evil sexmachine and usually a femdom.

The Femdom master was also a cockmangler, destroying her sex partners penis.

by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006

cockhunger

The insatiable craving for penis.

I pissing off to the bar--gotta sate my cockhunger.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

by top hat September 7, 2008

CockMogler

"A person who likes to go up to people and grab at their dick"

Hey,Jess you are one sick cockmogler!

by Berreta November 14, 2003

cockdodger

A lesbian, one who dodges cock, stears clear of men

Did you see her? What a cockdodger!

by Robynn January 30, 2007

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006