king closer

A person that excels at sales and closing deals. To have superior ability to close someone "this term was coined for sales associates" To be able to control a conversation or phone call and get the end result accomplished. This term is given to the cream of the crop in sales and typically reffers to the best of the best in sales.

Example 1.) That Michael D. Jackson is sure a king closer, he called that Potential Customer and had his credit card # in 5 minutes.

Example 2.) Out of all of the Associates at AST, Mike jackson is a king among the closers for the company

Example 3.) The scent that is put off as Michael D Jackson chokes them with his huge closers brass balls.

by Beto Paredes May 20, 2008

closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.

The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.

by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008

piper clover

a fag designated as a look out, while other fags are going at it in the bushes.

i was walking by the sand dunes and i heard whoo-whooo !from a piper clover next thing i knew the bushes were rustling and fags were scampering in all directions.

by scottl October 21, 2006

Canadian Clover

Another name for Cannabis sativa. The name 'Canadian Clover' is derived from the appearance of the cannabis sativa herb. The herb resembles a cross between green clover leaves and a maple leaf, an iconic symbol of Canada.

Sasha had some of that Canadian Clover. Now she's totally baked.

by GovenGoven March 18, 2010

Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

Closer by Kings Of Leon

A good song to listen to when engaging in sexual activity. Was also featured on Twilight.

Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"

Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"

by gingagilly February 18, 2013

Clover Penis

A 4-headed lucky penis that brings you good luck and fortune.

"Johnny Jungle was deep-dicking me with that quad-tip dipper and then I won lucky tray day. He must have a clover penis"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018