19 kids and counting

an abnormal family who is a weird religion and wears ridiculous clothing and is about to have a 20th kid. all their names start with j which just makes it all the more confusing

19 kids and counting is a show for lazy losers.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

card counting

a life skill every good gambler should learn

card counting is how to beat those bastards at the casino who try to screw over the gamblers

by Just Sayin' May 30, 2006

closing bitch

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.

"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"

by Rick Dicknipples March 27, 2007

clouding

vaping

Person 2: Check out that dude. He's clouding

Person 1: Cool beans!

by redmixdj January 28, 2019

a closing time

A girl you would not normally take home, but you are forced because it is closing time at the bar, and their is no more options

That girl is a closing time.

by Beat Jackin September 3, 2007

Making The Closing

1. The act of closing a store.
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).

1. Who's making the closing tonight?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?

by Ryan Butao January 19, 2008

Closing

The act of "doing the deed". To close is the have sexual intercourse with someone. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.

Jack: Did you close last night?

Andy: Nah she wanted to wait until shes in a relationship to bang, closing was never a possibility.

by nickspace November 14, 2012