a speedo
something alot of british people wear to water parks
a tight bathingsuit bottom for men that show there dingers
something alot of british people wear to water parks
a tight bathingsuit bottom for men that show there dingers
child: Those two men are wearing dinger clingers and you can see everything!
mother: were did you learn that word?!?!
child: i made it up!
mother: were did you learn that word?!?!
child: i made it up!
by flavr saige September 4, 2007
Get the dinger clingermug. "Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"
"But she's soo hot!"
"dude what the fuck?"
"But she's soo hot!"
by rockstar696969696 September 17, 2012
Get the Stage Five Clingermug. by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009
Get the Stage Five Clingermug. A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011
Get the stage 7 clingermug. You fucked a virgin and now she won't leave. Since it was her first time, she has an emotional attachment to you.
-"Hey man, I heard that virgin at the party?"
-"Dude, I had no idea she was a virgin... now she texts me every day"
-"Man you've definitely got a stage 3 clinger"
-"Dude, I had no idea she was a virgin... now she texts me every day"
-"Man you've definitely got a stage 3 clinger"
by Chocolate Thunder_9 January 21, 2014
Get the stage 3 clingermug. Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"
*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*
Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"
*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*
Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"
by H&K Inc. October 21, 2011
Get the stage 5-clingermug. The janitor went to clean the bathroom, but when he looked inside the stall there was a clinger on the side of the bowl.
by Big bad Zeus November 6, 2020
Get the Clingermug.