by Cleft lardson January 23, 2021
Get the Cleft mug.Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.
by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021
Get the Cleetus Diabeetus mug.Medical: The 'crack' caused by the outer labia on the female genitalia. That which provides the camels toe.
Dave: I wish there was a classier name for the fanny lips/camel toe....
Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.
Dave: Sweet!
Me/Doctor: There is - the Pudendal Cleft.
Dave: Sweet!
by pagga warhorse April 20, 2014
Get the pudendal cleft mug.A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.
Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.
by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016
Get the seat cleat mug.by Wesdfgr March 18, 2019
Get the clatt mug.Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021
Get the Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus mug.by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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