suicide which is clean and quick to perform. cleaning your gun then "accidentely" pulling the trigger is one form of cleansed suicide, which was invented by some aussie private. that was the end of him. it is also when you use a limited resource of material availiable to perform a cleansed suicide. hanging yourself with a tie is one of them while in the office.
some dude#1: dude my wife just left me and someone taped over my favourite episode of 3rd rock from the sun..
some dude#2: well dude what are you gonna do about it?
some dude#1: dunno kill myself, what can i use?
* picks up a pen and sticks it in his throat*
some dude #1 : *gasp gasp gasp gasp arghh..*
some dude #2: RIFK cleansed suicide..
some dude#2: well dude what are you gonna do about it?
some dude#1: dunno kill myself, what can i use?
* picks up a pen and sticks it in his throat*
some dude #1 : *gasp gasp gasp gasp arghh..*
some dude #2: RIFK cleansed suicide..
by HITMANHRT May 10, 2006
The act of segregating, discriminating or mass murdering large groups of people due to religious differences. Often thought as purification, it is an ancient practice used to "cleanse the world" of anyone who is not a member of that particular religion. Anyone opposing the purification are imprisoned, expelled or slaughtered in the name of whatever god or diety posessed them to commit the atrocity.
Caleb: Whatever happened to the religious order that used to that religious bunch in the next town?
Dave: I heard they were rounded up and either taken away or executed. Something about a religious cleansing.
Dave: I heard they were rounded up and either taken away or executed. Something about a religious cleansing.
by Raven Camoran April 16, 2011
Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.
I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.
by rperazag August 26, 2010
Where one or more people who are probably anarchist or communist ect. go into a bank and shoot dead every single employee in it. As an attack on the capitalist ecomomy.
by Deep blue 2012 June 16, 2010
When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
To jizz on the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually at night and asleep. Victim will wake up disorientated the next morning with a 'facial cleanse' mask to wash off. They may/may not discover their overnight treatment, so its best if they find out themselves when they look at the mirror.
*Caution* Results may vary. Can also be used with hair to make a Sasquatch, Beardy, or any hair style desired.
*Caution* Results may vary. Can also be used with hair to make a Sasquatch, Beardy, or any hair style desired.
Tyler: Man, I just gave Julie a night cleanse last nite.
Shane: I could tell. She looked pissed as shit but her face was glowing like Megan Fox.
Shane: I could tell. She looked pissed as shit but her face was glowing like Megan Fox.
by FlamingToast August 9, 2009
Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)
Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.
Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
by calihog August 4, 2009