When somebody gets a boner.
Relates to the Bristol City FC playe 'David Clarkson' Who always gets a boner whilst playing football.
Relates to the Bristol City FC playe 'David Clarkson' Who always gets a boner whilst playing football.
by bristolcity gues who? March 28, 2010
Get the 'Got A Clarkson' mug.Kelly Clarson is probhably one of the only American Idol contestants thathas actually acheived something more than one single platinum album.
Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.
Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).
Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"
Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."
Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?
Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.
Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).
Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"
Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."
Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?
Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.
by I swear I'm not with him July 28, 2008
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Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on American Idol but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.
by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006
Get the Kelly Clarkson mug.A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.
Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.
by Sam123456 May 16, 2007
Get the kelly clarkson mug.stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
by shredded wheat August 9, 2006
Get the Kelly Clarkson mug.PLAYER. A hot girl that likes to fuck everyone elses boyfriend and tries to fit in but she cant cause shes a little twat. fuck off astrid you emu.
by urban dicksssss October 3, 2017
Get the astrid clarkson mug.A cool man, laid back, smart , computer game nerd, taste in music isn't as good as Jenna's, generous, 4th funniest person in the house and fun to be around :)
doesn't like the "word" LOL
doesn't like the "word" LOL
Guy #1: Dude, that guy is soooo cool !
He gave me awesome presents and helps me learn french !!!!!
Guy #2 : Must have been David Clarkson :)
He gave me awesome presents and helps me learn french !!!!!
Guy #2 : Must have been David Clarkson :)
by J to the enna gnay May 2, 2010
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