Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012

Learned the clarinet at school

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

green clarinet man

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

by Evzy January 19, 2008

clarinetist

The most rockin' and chill people in a band. The most amazing kissers. And often use their clarinets to beat up the trumpet players after rehearsal!

Omg lisa! Gregg the clarinetist just kissed me!

The clarinetist just beat the crap out of the brass section!!!

by Clarientworldzzz May 30, 2018

Clarinet

The most amazing instrument in the band. Can be used as a weapon, spit cannon, and a way to drive your band teacher crazy. it has over 3 octaves, and with practice, it sounds great. If a clarinet is cursed, like mine, it will become great friends with the repair man. The clarinetists are the most energetic and devoted members of the band. We tend to burst out into laughter once in a while, but when its show time, we run around a few times and get serious. The instrument uses a reed, which tends to break... alot. It looks like a jig-saw puzzle when you first open the case, but with a little cork grease, it goes together perfectly. Clarinets also tend to run away, or play hide and go seek, yes they do have imaginary legs. It takes a while to find it, but you always do. When they are dropped, it makes a loud and obnoxious noise, then the teacher starts laughing, then the whole band. Clarinets do not sound well when you just ate LOTS of pretzels, and backwash gets in and comes out the cannon. With bass clarinets, the sound is low and its extremely hard to reach a high C. You can't drop a bass clarinet because there is a neck strap around your ankle, just kidding, your neck.

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to drop my Clarinet during rehearsal! ITS THE CURSE

by JoJoU October 17, 2008

Clarivel

Clarivel will beat your ass but only if you deserve it. She is the most loyal friend you will ever have— so never forget it. Clarivel is the friend you call when you break up with your boyfriend because she always has your back. She is irrevocably your best partner in life. Force of nature. Not to be messed with. If you have her back she has yours, if not run for your life.

“Ohhhh yaaa oh ya there’s Clarivel”

by Grandmapanda December 15, 2018

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales

George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

by JesusChrissss December 11, 2019