Clapping

Clapping was invented by Dr. Felix Kjellberg when he tried to awkward handshake himself.

Clapping cured my ligma.

by Brad the teetotaler August 3, 2018

clap

An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.

Rosco knew da bits'HO'been Fuggin round and gots da sheet from he pappy. Whitey said: V.D.is nothing to CLAP about.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

Clapped

When you’re high asf

“Yooo Jasey is fucking CLAPPED bro”

by McThiccyDiccyRiccy February 7, 2019

Clapped

The word clapped is the meaning of “ugly” used by many British people including Memeulous

Gary: He looks so damn ugly
Jerry: man he’s clapped

by pantyshotlover69 October 25, 2019

the clap

Gonorrhea

I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe

by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020

Clapped

Someone who is acting stupid
The same as saying they're stupid or they're a eejit
I think it's irish slang but it could be an anglo thing

John: Did you hear what Emma did yesterday, she was such a idiot
Sam: She's absolutely clapped man

or

someone to you if you've acted the fool
John: Are you clapped?

by polarbearpajamas April 4, 2020

the clap

The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.

Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"

by ronious February 13, 2009