Toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)

A big fat child with humongous man titties. Allegedly has a girlfriend but can't be confirmed to exist or not a she's never been seen. A gluttonous man who can't stop eating like when he tried to eat both a spice bag and pineapple pizza (which he only eats to make his cum taste better for his "girlfriend")

I literally can't stop eating, I have a "problem."
"Reminds me of toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)"

by Jammms_ November 26, 2023

Ciaran

Ciaran is a die hard Arsenal fan who can make an album in 2 seconds. He has a talent on where he can keep his legs up in the air while chanting some fucking random shit. Everytime look away and you look back a few seconds later you will see him on the floor with someone else.

Ciaran is a legend

by Jabajabaloo February 2, 2021

Ciaran

A fucking goof, this guy knows the most barebone shit.

Oh yeah that dude Ciaran? Didn't he do less than a fucking donkey in the iq test?

by vfdskjkvbdfsykhbdskvsz May 19, 2022

Ciaran

Gaelic for "Little Dark One"
With luscious dark locks of curly hair and insane golf skill its almost impossible not to fall in love with anyone named Ciaran. A tech savvy legend who pulls all the girls and dates 10 girls at once. An absolute unit not to be trifled with.
adjective; golf god

Me: Holy shit did you see Ciaran wave at you??
Jaqueline: OMG YES! Hold up, let me go dry my panties

by GaelicGod June 17, 2019

ciaran

dutch alcoholic

wow, ciaran is such a ciaran

by boba the cat October 8, 2022

Ciaran

Ciaran is a quite lad until he is faced wiv a few cans and will become one of the most outgoing, loud, happiest person you’ll meet. He has a big heart and fond of a cheeky “x”. He’s the man for a wild sesh and will never fail to prove so.

Danielle: did u ever hear the rumor about tha Ciaran guy?
Tara: yah I heard he’s still goin?

by Albinolover June 12, 2019

Ciaran

Amazing talented lad who can play football well and builds up all of his emotions till one day he can’t take it and rages and is 99% a Libra

“Omg is that Ciaran, he’s good at football”

by Manutd182 November 7, 2021