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Ciaran

A dark haired witty man with a sexy dad bod, he will turn you on just by looking at him. He will stimulate your mind, talking to him is euphoric. You’ll stop talking to him for years then one night he’ll spontaneously enter into your mind, what will start off as an innocent thought that makes you smile will turn deeper, you won’t be able to shake the thought of him. You’ll start looking for him in strangers, you’ll realise you’re in love with a man you don’t even know. Ciaran is a keeper!
Sam: “who’s Ciaran?”
Emily: “Just the sexiest man ever!”
by Cyberchickulove October 13, 2023
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Toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)

A big fat child with humongous man titties. Allegedly has a girlfriend but can't be confirmed to exist or not a she's never been seen. A gluttonous man who can't stop eating like when he tried to eat both a spice bag and pineapple pizza (which he only eats to make his cum taste better for his "girlfriend")
I literally can't stop eating, I have a "problem."
"Reminds me of toshiven toshar cottacoopen (ciaran)"
by Jammms_ November 26, 2023
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ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode
"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"
by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022
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ciaran

wow, ciaran is such a ciaran
by boba the cat October 8, 2022
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Ciaran

A very annoying lad who doesnt get a single lady
Good thing im not Ciaran
by Mythic010219 January 2, 2022
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Ciaran

A fucking goof, this guy knows the most barebone shit.
Oh yeah that dude Ciaran? Didn't he do less than a fucking donkey in the iq test?
by vfdskjkvbdfsykhbdskvsz May 19, 2022
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Doing a Ciaran

Be careful out tonight or you'll end up doing a ciaran.
by SirN1Xy May 20, 2022
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