Cumsicle Blumpkin

after the act a blowjob while taking a shit, the person who gave the blumpkin spits out the cum onto a popsicle stick. the cum is then frozen on the stick as a cumsicle to make a cumsicle blumpkin. the cumsicle blumpkin is then served to the person who received the blowjob while he took a shit.

CUMSICLE BLUMPKIN😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤

by nubnerd24 January 23, 2026

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The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022

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Cheesicle

Whenever you heat up a frozen food and the cheese is still frozen.

"I was hungry so I took a frozen hot pocket and stuck it in the microwave, waited 2 minutes. Took a bite, and yuck....there was a cheesicle in it."

by JuiceCakes January 17, 2010

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cupsicle

When someone with testicles or a testicle cups ,pets ,secures, nurtures, caress, fondles ,warms ,jiggles ,pats, or grips the balls/ball whilst watching TV or reading a Book

Trevor sat and gave himself a cupsicle while he watched Judge Judy

by plebsicle June 5, 2014

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chuscled

When someone is strong and muscular, but has hidden it under a chubby exterior.

- Wow, Chad looks so chubby and out of shape. Isn't he supposed to participate in that Crossfit competition next week?
- Dude, he's is just chuscled. He might have had a little too much to eat during Christmas, but he's still strong AF.

by The Cheesiest Cheese May 21, 2018

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