Chum

Felatio from a toothless crack-whore.

I'm goin' downtown to get some chum.

by "old rubber" tyre April 1, 2004

Chumming

The act of going down on a woman while she is menstruating

After I finished chumming on this chick I looked like Bozo the clown

by teabagger2 August 7, 2005

fanboy and chum chum

the most fucking stupid show that nickelodian has squeezed out their ass yet. the characters look like pieces of shit that have been reanimated, and its crappy animation anyway. it is largely unfunny and very sad. this is by far one of the worst shows nickelodian has come up with yet, and i saw icarly. anyone who says this show is funny obviously has now idea what good humor is, and should have hot metal rods forced up their assholes until they come out their mouths.

is that hanna montana singing justin beiber's songs?
no, its fanboy and chum chum

by gordak1 June 4, 2010

Chummed

A more explosive and extreme cumshot

Bro I chummed all over her face, it was amazing

by ChummedOn May 4, 2017

chumming

When you remove the bloody tampon of an unsuspecting female and twirl it around before tossing it into a crowd or moving car window.

That was quite a chumming when Leslie was on her period, and I chummed that bus of Japanese tourists at Bonaroo.

by moxiecomedynyc.com May 5, 2009

Chums

The best sketch performed by TVs Ant and Dec, back when SMTV live was still showing Saturday mornings on ITV. It was a parody of the hit american sitcom Friends to the extreme, poking fun at the show whenever possible, right down to the title music.
To be remembered.

"Wanna go watch chums?"
"Can't, those idiots down at ITV HQ cancelled it."

by Stanggman July 21, 2008

Fanboy and Chum Chum

THE (with a capital "T") WORST show Nickelodeon has EVER released.

Fanboy and Chum Chum follows the life of a superhero fanboy who hangs out with his 5-year-old looking friend and go on misadventures.

I was going to all out rant, but it's not worth it. Just don't watch this show. It has BAD animation that makes every character look as if they were inbred, the dialogue is HORRIBLE, and plot seems to have been written by 10-year-olds. They are senseless and follow the most immaturest of things. Fart jokes and gags?

Where did Nick go wrong...

Mike: (calls Jim)
Jim: Hello?
Mike: Hey, Jim. You doing anything? If not, let's chill
Jim: Nahhh, bro. Fanboy and Chum Chum's on!
Mike: (hangup)

3 days later Jim's found dead in his basement with Fanboy and Chum Chum DVDs stuffed down his throat.

by Mad Gee August 14, 2010