christopher walken

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.

"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"

christopher walken by edward_pumpernickel December 28, 2005

Harry Christopher George Lewis 

The legend Who invented the word 'fatneek'

Harry Christopher George Lewis is the only guy who KSI has fucked up and got kicked in his ass by.

Harry Christopher George Lewis by A.Nafe1530 July 9, 2021

Christopher 

Christopher is a very unique dude. Incredibly smart, yet hilarious too. He can be incredibly sarcastic, which he uses as a defense mechanism. He struggles with self esteem. Always feels bad about himself, and will unfortunately struggle with that for a very long time. Do you know a Christopher that goes to therapy? Yet he is a very special lad, and make sure you keep him around, cause he’ll always make you laugh.

Chad: I can’t stop laughing!
Carry: How come?
Chad: I just hung out with Christopher.
Carry: oh no... you may never stop laughing!

Christopher by SophisticatedSoap March 9, 2019

Christopher Wallace

Christopher "The Notorious B.I.G." Wallace.
AKA Christopher G Wallace.

The Notorious B.I.G's Real Name.

"R.I.P Christopher Wallace"

Christopher Wallace by Aike April 26, 2006

Christopher Hitchens 

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!

Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

Christopher Hitchens by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011

Christopher Owens 

Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:

"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"

He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.

"Christopher Owens is my dreamboat."

Christopher Owens by Missy Miss Molly September 22, 2011

Damien Christopher Whitlock 

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

Damien Christopher Whitlock by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023