A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010
by ChellyBellyBrynn June 13, 2010
a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
by DPdaix June 01, 2007
noun: a dirty, too much sexed vagina.
proper noun: a girl that engages in too much sex and showers very little, resulting in a stanky vaginal region.
proper noun: a girl that engages in too much sex and showers very little, resulting in a stanky vaginal region.
Mary Schoppey has a rotten chotch.
by doyouwantmybodydoyouthinkimsexy October 16, 2004
by IIchutII November 03, 2005
a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.
Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch
by RodgerJohnson March 28, 2009
A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
by Shrine Monkey August 03, 2009