This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca
Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience
by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020
Get the Chook boardmug. A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.
by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022
Get the Chooksmug. Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"
by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021
Get the Chook Nutmug. /chook/
noun
Biologically related to the chicken, and universally understood only in the land of yeah nah.
noun
Biologically related to the chicken, and universally understood only in the land of yeah nah.
Deano: "Lunch was friggin awesome, whadahya reckon's for dinner"?
Macka's neighbour: "Macka said his missus' gonna roast a bloody hot chook."
Macka's neighbour: "Macka said his missus' gonna roast a bloody hot chook."
by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025
Get the chookmug. 
An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high
"hey wheres tom"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018
Get the Chook eyedmug. by Bigboyhangry October 8, 2019
Get the Chookmug.