Chipmunk Cheese

A Cheesy or Gaudy, pompous, or arrogant person who also happens to have cheeks that look like they're stuffed with shit (similar to the way chipmunks store food in their cheeks). The term is very similar to Ass Face but can be used to refer to a cheap and gaudy event, show, or presentation frequented by Chipmunk Cheese types.

See Rush Limbaugh

Eddy: "So what did you think of my boss Monty?"
Suzy: "Not much. He's such a chipmunk cheese!"

"The 2008 Republican convention was just so much chipmunk cheese!"

Chipmunk Cheese by Laser Dog October 23, 2008

Chipmunk gift 

A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.

On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.

My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.

That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?

My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?

Chipmunk gift by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005

Chipmunk-eresque 

Looking like a chipmunk, particularly just after wisdom teeth extraction.

Jenny's looking particularly chipmunk-eresque after having her wisdom teeth taken out!

Chipmunk-eresque by elanorsurematerialme July 3, 2012

Chipmunk Effect 

Chipmunk Effect is a term used to describe the moment just before you ejaculate and a completely random thought runs through your head. This term came to use after discussing that moment in question and Christopher Scurr of Whitehaven, Cumbria said:

Oh, you mean like when you're proper going for it and then you're like 'AHH CHIPMUNKS!'
Hence, Chipmunk Effect

Chipmunk Effect by 666Beast666 January 17, 2009

Chipmunk'd 

Similar to the derivation of "Photoshopped" but with the stylish wording from the classic show "Punk'd"

Chipmunk'd literally means a song that is "chipmunked", that is made to sound like being sung by Alvin and the Chipmunks, when really it's not. Can be usually made buy editing pitch in WavePad or Audacity. They are free softwares, just so you know.

Mickey: Hey Donald, listen, I chipmunk'd this Nickelback song!
Donald: I always hated Nickelback! But, wait... Wow, this sounds nice! Chipmunk'd FTW, ORIGINAL PWND!!!

Chipmunk'd by jelomulawin May 29, 2009

Chipmunk Thots 

A Chipmunk Thot is much considered to be like a Chippette, from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Also they fuck to make Chipetteettes.

The Chipmunk Thots are singing.

Chipmunk Thots by zachadamsthedevil June 19, 2019

Chipmunk on Speed 

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

Chipmunk on Speed by george kliwoski March 29, 2007