when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"
"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
by SwagMedaFuckOut March 7, 2012
Get the English Chimney Sweep mug.Whilst your partner sleeps, grab a glass and carefully shit in it. Leave the glass by the bedside table. As they awaken the smell of stench will be intolerable. The odour will make them feel like they are in hell.
When my wife passed out after a night of drinks i left a Ballymena Chimney Stack for when she wakes up
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(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.
At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.
by Mr__P March 13, 2010
Get the Chimney Sweeping mug.A sexual maneuver in which the woman (or man) sits with the legs extended straigt up into the air and the man below, thrusting his penis in and out of the asshole.
by !THOR! June 17, 2006
Get the greasy chimney mug.After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.
man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!
by Usty Eagle March 5, 2009
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