Pool-child Syndrome

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.

Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome

by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011

Royal Man Child

Another name of Prince Andrew born of the queen of England is the Royal Man Child. Because of his privileged life is was unaware of right and wrong committed crimes in multiple countries he was dubbed the name Royal Man Child. The royal man child is brother to Prince Charles and The uncle of Prince William. Despite extensive travel and military service at an advanced age the Royal Man Child did not learn right from wrong.

The Royal Man Child is one of the members of the triad of trash a group including Jeffrey Epstein and G Maxwell. The Royal Man Child was put justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre a survivor of his abuse.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 10, 2021

Childs For Humanity

A group of individuals who support other human beings as long as they do not go against the Childs For Humanity group. Childs For Humanity supports all people and never hate on other beings. We support race, species, color, religion, and anything at all as long as you support the Childs For Humanity code.

Jamal: Yo Romeo have you heard of Childs For Humanity?
Romeo: Yes I've heard it's a group of people who support others!
Tyrese: Childs For Humanity sucks, I am a Vato Loco.
Romeo: We do not tolerate people who go against us!

by Stalkingz October 12, 2018

middle child

The child that is forget about and likes lots of privacy. The parents will let the older and youngest child do anything but not the middle child. The middle child will listen to the sad songs and has to clean up the other siblings mess. Gets left out of everything. The other two siblings usually team up on the middle child. The parents will tell the middle child they will get them something and then never get them it. The parents will spoil the other kids but never the middle child. The parents will compare the middle child with the oldest child.

Mom: who spilled this coke?

middle child: not me

Mom: i don’t care clean it up

by grace ha ha February 23, 2020

Badger's Child.

A "Badger's Child" is a word that describes a person from a low income or uncivilized family. Being described as a "Badger' is essentially comparing you to an animal that rolls in the dirt and lives underground. A "Badger's Child" is concordant with the phrases "Son of a Bitch." or "Son of a Whore". The offspring of a Badger (Badger's Child) is a person placed in a family effected by poverty or benighted with social conflict. Badger's Child is a non racial insult.

"Look it's Nick, I heard that he can not even afford School Lunch, he's such a Badger's Child.

by yunggras December 7, 2018

Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.

There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.

by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022